UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
When you and that girl went into the bedroom, you yelled "FOR NARNIA!"
Me and tommy were trying to figure out why our printer was jammed, found a condom stuck in the paper slot. #collegeprobs
You went to a drug deal in a onesie.
I need thought I would ever have to use the phrase "Don't fart on that Calzone".. Thanks for that
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
I'm literally beginning to think that my sex dreams are prophesies
I never thought in a million years that I would have a threesome with my boss and his wife and yet here we are.
Have you ever thrown up in the middle of your hair appointment? Cause I have..
Yeah last night got weird fast. No lie, a kid pulled a butt-plug with a tail out of his ass.
That was my first party and they were so suprised that this little freshman girl was a FUCKING BEER PONG QUEEN.
We made out in front of everyone INCLUDING his girlfriend. And no one saw. THAT DRUNK!
I didn’t eat all day. Got really drunk at a bruins game and puked in a random dunkies cup on the T
If that doesn’t scream I’m from New England, I don’t know what does
Just made my first drink, took 2 sips feel like god
I wasnt 2 drunk i sobered up around the time we were shooting the fire extinguishers
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