Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
I look like a sausage in jean shorts, you should have woken up earlier and approved my outfit.
Drawing dicks in the frost on people's windshields is a rare joy I allow myself while walking to my 8 AM class.
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
That was the most comfortable bag of doritos I have ever slept on!
Just went through the drive thru and got 18 free donuts in exchange for half a joint. Dunkin Donuts at midnight might become a nightly thing for us.
Also when they left they could only find one sock between the two of them. Apparently we're like crazy sock ripping vixens when we bring guys home drunk
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
So we reenacted men's olympic skeet shooting using roman candles and flattened beer cans. That's all
You know how I know she's ugly? 97% of her profile pics are flowers or animals. And what do we know about pretty people and the Internet?
hell hath no fury like a questionably-gay best friend scorned
I don't want to jinx anything but I may have found the one.
Cat or human?
Human
Just told my mom life fisted my asshole. She looked at me with complete understanding. I'm scared...
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