just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
Saw a guy throw up on himself while walking, drinking, and singing all at the same time. Hope your night is going better than his :)
Is it 3pm? Or am I losing my mind because it's pickled in vodka and diet coke?
You were so drunk you decided to go out of the car window instead of using the door, once you realized what you had just done you said fuck it and went back in through the window
I just try to date guys based on what I need like I am trying to find an electrician now
You gays are geniuses
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
IM NOT TALKING TO YOU UNTIL YOU MAKE A PROCLAMATION YOU LOVE ME MORE THAN TACOS
So, I have realized that I am kryptonite for married men. I'm not sure how to feel about this sober, but drunk me accepts her destiny.
I just sat watching friends in the bathtub by candlelight...nights like this make me wonder if I ever want to be in a relationship again
My friends got engaged today and I learned the techniques of going upside down on a stripper pole. I'm not really sure who won...
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
How was your weekend?
My girlfriend decided the best way to get my mind off of my dog dying was to break up with me via text
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