Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
kristin has been a bad kristin
She kept calling me her DD, which I assumed meant designated driver, so I was confused because I don't even have a car. Found out later it means designated dick. It's what her and her friends use as code for the guy they want to hook up with at the end of the night. I feel so used.
My roomate just said the he would "tap dat" to the 13 out of control girl on maury. Im finding a new place in the morning.
Used tampon in my purse. That from you?
Woke up on the floor with my glow stick in one hand & dollar bills in the other. Good. Morning.
How in the hell did I take a shot of whiskey to the eyeball last night?
U handed him a box of flavored condoms, winked, and slurred, "grape juice is her favorite."
I figure that my generation of my family needs an alcoholic. I'll take that burden.
He kissed my hand AND my forehead. I don't think this virginity business is for heartless whores like us.
I tried to talk to him, but he didn't recognize me at first. I had to show him the top of my head and then he remembered.
ok NEVER tell the strippers its your birthday. i think i have to burn these clothes and take a bath in bleach
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
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