Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
3 girls crying in the bathroom at the bar. Its like a Christmas song
It's gonna be pretty hard to find a homeless person that takes crackers as currency.
Well, my nose won't stop bleeding from really bad cocaine and my purse is full of plastic gold coins. Also, someone saved in my phone as "tyrannosaurus sex" won't quit texting me. Savannah won. Let's put it that way.
I'm pretty sure every guy I've been with this weekend has made a solid attempt at getting me pregnant...
Oh I was gonna ask you the same thing...? It's official ask anyone to see your husbands dick day.
You told me to keep you from drinking, but we both know I'm not that kind of friend.
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
Ok I'm drunk as fuck already at 529 and this waitress started flirting with me, I wanna bang her for acknowledging my existence
What's the polite way to say "hey I don't actually want to fuck you, I just swiped right on you because you didn't like me in high school and I needed validation"
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
I think I left my bra and my crocs in your room
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