girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
Good thing you didnt wake up last night. Wouldve found me naked talking to my closet asking to borrow my towel.
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
Okay well someone asked "IS HE HOMELESS?" about me so I need to try and find somebody.
he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
i love that youre following in my footsteps.. pissing yourself on your birthday is an honor and a privlege
The only requirement is that his name is Kevin... All other factors don't matter to drunk me. Drunk me likey Kevins.
I tried to discuss modern art with a cab driver after explaining that I only had one shoe on b/c a pitbull ate the other one. Wtf. Call me when you can.
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
I now have a bottom rung on my kissing scale. Like I can say "Well. On a scale of Matt to Braxton he was probably a Zach." It's the little things.
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
I don't care. We're going to fuck. And I WONT apologize in the morning. You cheated on me, so you can cheat on her with me.
I'm kind of pissed I'm not hungover, that means I could have totally drank more last night.
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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