In the future we'll all be gay
I saw his package. It spoke to me.
hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
i wiped a booger on my final. end of semester present.
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
My only regret is that we didn't pee on our neighbors Prius
nothing can ever be as bad as the night i blacked out, updated my fb status to i need a pity fuck and then passed out for 13 hours.
A black suburban rolled up and a scary suited guy got out the passenger side and opened the door for her as she got in. Then drive off. Who did I just fuck?
I would rather get explosive diarrhea at the aquarium than go home alone tonight
So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
Oh like it's the first time I've had a bowl of wine
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
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