I see lights
Your drunk and in times square. Time to take the 2 train home.
alone in the kitchen at 4 am eating a hotdog.
Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
He cummed in my mouth, then said he had to go because his best friend broke his foot falling off of a balcony, put twenty dollars in my hand and was gone before I could even swallow...
You hooked up with 4 random girls, avoided your grilfriend finding out about it, and dodged traffic on Park Ave. Can you say luck of the Irish?
The cop was more concerned with the fact I had cowboy boots on with shorts than the fact we were under age
Think I just saw your homeless guy on High Street. Did you give him back his crutch?
Found out people don't like it when you get drunk at fundraising auctions and bid in foreign currencies.
It's 2pm, and I just had to pass a guy in the turning lane because he was driving down Main Street in an electric wheelchair pulling a flatbed trailer with 2 of his buddies in it and they were all drunk holding beers.
These past few weeks have been a lesson on why you don't put your penis inside girls who live in your building.
I'm totally going to bang the cable guy tonight. I'm so pumped
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
All that stuff they told us in middle school about drugs being easy to find was a bullshit lie.
I just found out why people like handcuffs.
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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