Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
and she's shaped like a lego person so that's not happening
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
Did someone do a keg stand in my bathtub?
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
Our cab driver looks like Kim Jong il, and you're missing a fascinating conversation about Katie wanting to be carbon dated.
I wish they could condense everything I needed, nutritionally speaking, into mike and ikes
We didn't have sex because he locked himself in the bathroom and passed out while he was taking a shit. I cuddled with his cat.
Diet Starts Tomorrow! Guy from McDonalds asked if I got a new car...
He just texted me a video of him jerking off. He must really be looking forward to the Super Bowl.
Sometimes you just gotta get high and go to a planetarium. Why can't he understand that?
I'm just really glad SD weather is so erratic so I can get away with wearing a scarf in May to cover up these hickeys.
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