Getting fucked up met up rando with a girl I confesswed my love for last night. weird, going with it
Dude, I'm so high in the forest and I think I'm in a bear den.
david just texted me. reply with photo of genitalia? y/n
When we were fucking, you could hear the beer sloshing around in my stomach
Is it too weird if im a sexy tampon for halloween?
Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
he keeps his weed in a birkenstock shoe box. its like, we get it, youre from oregon.
he found my favorite bra, 3 thongs and a pair of jeans and gave them back. i love move out day.
Also just realized how inappropriate it looks to other drivers to finish bottles of cheap champagne at stoplights
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
It's a lube slip n slide down the hallway now. Details later.
I just heard your voicemail. Glad you like my dick and think I'm cool
I can still taste the Jäger. I'm gonna shoot myself.
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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