y did u give ur computer a hand job?
Hard to imagine a reason apart from blow jobs that I'm awake at 530 am.
Ramen noodles and uncensored jerry springer episodes, what a nice life i have.
dude i just made a burrito by wrapping 2 packs of scooby snacks with a fruit roll up. im so high
He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
She just drank the vanilla extract. Again. AGAIN. No one should be that eager to get drunk.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
Memorial weekend is going to be amazeballs. Jungle juice, drunk guys, and my vagina being stimulated by the vibrations of a 4 wheeler. I mean there is no way that can go wrong.
I'm gonna have sex with my clothes on and I'll know everyone there so I'll be in my comfort zone
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
it's 1:30pm and i'm eating cheese while i sext. i need hobbies
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
My one night stand from last weekend is now taking me on a date this weekend. How is this my life?
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