Pretending to care about her feelings is becoming a full time job
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
if she didnt wantt to be febrezed, she shouldnt have smelled so desperate.
i would really love it if at least once per weekend i did not wake up to you half naked passed out on the floor
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
You don't want to cheat on your husband, you just want to fuck someone who isn't him.
It's gotten to a point that when guys say "I'm gonna cum" I've developed a habit of responding "dooo itttt" in a deep voice. #isthatweird
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
The best part of the night was you shouting "I have to take the LSAT tomorrow" between shots of fireball.
He kept saying I needed to go to the hospital and it just made me want to call him a pussy so I went to bed
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
Love waking up to a new contact named “Pizza” btw
It seems I've entered my 21st birthday the same way I entered this world: naked, crying and smothered in someone else's bodily fluids...
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