I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
it's just weird having a massive boner in the morning when you could have used it the night before.
I have on cowboy boots and a ten gallon hat. I'd say I'm a little past tipsy
the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
Everyone knows relationships are a winter sport
Found her. Shes unconscious up against the room door. Her credit card is in the keycard slot
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
Shitty. Well if it makes you feel any better I just had a toothless wasted crackhead in my bar who was mad because there are TOO MANY FUCKIN TREES in Nantucket.
She looks like a Midwestern news anchor that got fired so she has done nothing but eat for the past 6 months.
I made out with a girl because I wanted to get in the VIP section of the bar because they have these big comfy couches. It worked.
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
I apparently lifted the young child over my head yelling "Victory!" after that last game of pool, right before doing some Girls Just Wanna Have Fun karaoke.
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