what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
Her best friend sent her a random hate text and the song they played at her father's funeral came on the radio. I just got cock blocked by the universe
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
the bottle said: caution extremely flammable. so that was my motivation.
He will not just "come" out of the closet. He will fall out, 69ing me, with two fingers in his starving asshole, wearing cum splattered lady gaga sunglasses, weeping.
That was the greatest thing i have ever read.
I am now best friends with a lesbian named Zulu. I am pretty hammered already and made a game time decision to stay here another night,for partying purposes
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
I need a vacation from myself..this is duely noted after I tried giving myself a concussion last night
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
Talking to friends parents while buying all the things needed for Jell-O shots. classic
I was the girl at the bar last night passing out free condoms and making sure everyone knew how to use them to keep the population down
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone
Well I'm glad your Saturday night went a lot better than mine. I spent mine crying in a McDonald's parking lot.
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