We should go out drinking together soon
I'm still not going to have sex with you
He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
Glad I put on jeans. You could measure my ass sweat with a rain guage.
so he came over for the first time and i completely forgot i had pictures of him printed out from facebook on my wall and a newspaper article with him in it.. you can guess that it lead for an awkward situation.
He told me that he wishes our relationship was more like prison: less touching, more butt sex.
She better not be too drunk to operate a blowtorch
You don't forget tits like those, even if you are vegas drunk.
It's the first day of summer. It's not a race it's a marathon. Pace yourself
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
Well I let her practice her tattooing on me. This shaky dragon on my arm says Im getting laid.
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
In my drunk state I was like I ONLY HAD SEX WITH SOMEONE ELSE BECAUSE HE WAS THE HOTTEST GUY IVE EVER EVEN SEEN
After we had sex he told me it was a "goodbye gift". We haven't talked since.
Yeah come over whenever. Weed gets here at 8.
I'll be there at 7:59.
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