this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
Just had a stripper snatch my glasses off my face with her ass
He kept calling my vagina a magic clam, and it was speaking to him, telling him to feed it his penis. I played along.
He made me hold his dick and say "I solemnly swear that I'm up to no good"
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
There was a trampoline and tequila. It was glorious.
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
Dude. I've been high for so many hours now that I'm just accepting this as my new reality.
Some guys phone started vibrating on the tv. I answered mine. That's how high I am.
There's nothing more rewarding than telling you that I fucked your dad
You're right. Cause really... I'm in the back of his head. Even though what I said was better than "I have herpes"... I did once say that to him. So I'm like a reoccurring nightmare.
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
After 25 beers and 3 shots my best friend thought it would be an amazing idea to get his dick pierced. We are on our way.
you asked if you could borrow my vagina for the night
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