just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
I just realized last night I drunk-bought a flight to Florida for this weekend...kinda torn between the price and the potential of awesomeness
How many folks do you know who bring coke to a dinner party. Seriously.
I just realised I've never been sober in my apartment
not the best booty call
did she squirt?
only if tears count
You don't understand. He was so ginger that he could make red hair a dominant gene. And I refuse to torture my future spawn like that.
Things I have learned since the start of my first college spring break: do not fart in an enclosed space (such as a shower stall) when hungover. You will throw up. More lessons to follow as week continues.
All I want is a camelback full of Jameson and the weather to be cool enough for me to wear rainbow spandex. Ugh. Pride problems.
I need to find another hobby that doesn't include being hungover.
He threw up on my head while I was blowing him, and then I started barfing, and the kitchen floor was a mess. Believe me, he will never, ever live this down.
I am googling "notable people who had syphilis"
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
We just had sex in the shed while having a conversation about cheeseburgers...so that's how my day is going
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
It’s a hundred kinds of wrong to do Jell-O shots at home alone. Right?
I support drinking alone. But Jell-O shots. That’s a game changer.
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