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i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
just the thought makes me want to clean my vag with a clorox wipe
then they high fived as they party boyed me. I was a policewoman sandwhich. I love you halloween.
A disheveled girl in front of me just looked down, shrieked, and yelled to the girl next to her "what is this" while pointing at two large white stains near the crotch of her black jeans. I love that Thursdays are weekends, it makes awesome Friday mornings
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
I feel like we had some profound moment last night, but I can't really recall much past your ass turning up the volume on the radio.
Finals week...the biggest cock block since your brother threatened me with a beer bottle at the bar.
Late night whataburger runs are great, except if you're the one that gets left black out drunk puking in the backyard drinking from the water hose
i ended up eating cold sauceless spaghetti out of the container in the fridge with my hands.
you showed up at my door at 3am, handed me a bag of cold chicken nuggets and said "lead me to the non-irish Siobhans," do YOU think you were tripping?
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
I hope you have irresponsible drunk insurance because you're about to pay a deductible
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