so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
the black eye was caused by a 12 year old girl in a vampire costume who punched you in the face after you aggresively screamed "TEAM JACOB!" in her face & howled at the moon...
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
Starting drinking whiskey at eight. Already had ten girls looking up my kilt to make sure I'm wearing it right.
I got the number from the girl at uhaul even after she saw me throw up all over the parking lot with a 6 pack in my hands.
I was grossed out that all their candles smelled like vagina and then I remembered where my fingers had been.
No judgement. Sometimes you gotta twerk on a legends face.
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
This is why you are going on a date. To see if he is fun or if we need to shank him in the parking lot.
Please tell your sister I apologize about saying her baby may have beef curtains. That was inappropriate.
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
It was terrible. I am sore from head to toe, neither of us got off, and we were at it for an hour and a half, I faked having a heart episode so we could stop. It worked.
She said she hasn't cheated on me in 7 and a half days and she'd like praise for that.
everytime he speaks i want to fuck him less. i just wanna tell him to shut up and take his pants off and we could both be happy.
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