When I went to court, my judge's name was Honorable Ball. I couldn't stop laughing.
that probably didn't help your case.
Best porno line to date...."drinks are on me..." while she female ejaculates into a wine chalice
some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
Last night, you attempted to motor boat my vagina then proceeded to blow raspberries on it. Don't ever do that again.
we'll hang out once this whole, "your friends are robbers and drug addicts" thing blows over with my parents.
brittany murphy hurts far more than michael jackson, patrick swayze, etc because i never masturbated to any of those other people
turns out they were just sand fleas, not crabs.. thank you random mexican girl from padre who's name i can't pronounce
It was beyond pathetic. You yelled her name at every blonde chick we saw hoping it would be her. Then you puked your corn dog
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
Dude she broke four ribs, how does a 110 lb girl break four of my ribs during sex?! It hurts so bad but was so worth it
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
After hearing her fall down in the shower for the third time, I decided to go check on her.
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
If my bootycall doesn't bring over a Baconnator, I swear to fucking God, I'm not letting him in. The hunger is that real. Forget his Persian dick.
I'm so hungover I just peed on my hand and left it, didn't wash... Killin it in 2915
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