It is virtually impossible to listen to single ladies and perform any seated task.
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
Is there any way to un-invite somebody to a wedding? I just checked out the other family, and I can't have a cockblock there.
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
I just walked past a woman in the bar stroking a mans crotch, yelling 'I made this. I made this happen.'
I just heard "I just let you finger me on Megabus, I clearly don't have standards".
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
I honestly can't remember your justification for putting peanut butter on your cell phone.
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
Winning pick four numbers were just 6969... if I were 18 I could've won 20,000 dollars.
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
I just got dropped off by that cop that pulled you over. Best sex ever! Consider that $140 ticket my birthday present.
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
I'm glad our friendship can withstand laughing mid-blowjob during the diarrhea scene in Dumb & Dumber.
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