i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
The worst thing that has ever happened to me happened today. I was taking donations at goodwill and someone donated a clearly used vibrator
I can hear the condescending tone from the atm when it asks if $3 is all I would like to deposit
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
it's 10:36pm. Do you know where your penis should be?
We're having a serious conversation and I just responded to something he said with an emoticon. I am so baked.
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
Well, you were never considered a shining example of sobriety anyway
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
Yesterday I went home with one shoe, today I go home with three. Fucking win.
I drove them away with my sparkling personality and LOTR references.
Emergency thong? Check! Suspension bondage is a go!
Invitations to sext will not be acknowledged until 10 a.m. EST. Thank you for your cooperation. We apologize for any inconvenience.
THIS IS WHAT CELL PHONES ARE FOR! So you can tell me that you're bringing your coworker who lives in the "Halleleuia community" home for a beer SO I'M NOT DRESSED IN LEATHER LINGERIE WHEN HE WALKS IN THE FUCKING DOOR!!
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