it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car.
I'm a little upset you wasted 3 beers on your wet tee shirt contest.
YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL.
Because he's your one night stand I shouldn't feel obligated to extend social media to him
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
I don't know whether to call the hospital or call the prison first.
Her delivery came. She's ordered a pack of 144 condoms.
i woke up with fake boobs glued on my chest and a large black dildo on my hand. then i had to dress myself and walk home. people saw.
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
Lo siento on account of my penis...
But I thought it was so funny last night
You also thought you were a gypsy mermaid last night
I literally forgot every French word I knew and blurted out “mange moi” so he went down on me like I was some baguette fresh outta the oven!!!! I passed out.
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
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