Last night he was fingering me with one hand to his ear, calling himself 'dj clittles'
Thats what happens when go home with guys that wear shutter shades to the bar..
just apologized to a random stranger while waiting in line for coffee. last night was that drunk
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
a search helicopter?!
The dog threw up again, this time IN the toilet. I've taught him well.
I can hear my liver begging me not to go out tonight
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
Remember how he wouldn't sleep with me "out of respect"? Well, Mr. Respect just fingered me in a parking garage.
Amanda bynes is my spirit animal
Apparently hitting a bong with your mouth half numb is hilarious but frustrating!
Also I'm at the pub and there are old lady pirates gyrating on a pole. I wish you were here.
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
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