do you know anything about the $5 bill with my name stapled to it in my purse??
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
just woke up with a thong on my face, dont remember going home with anyone and its way too big for it to be a good thing
On a scale of one to everyone dying I say let's aim for a 7
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
YOU'RE CHANGING THE SUBJECT. I CAN BLOW SOMETHING UP OR I CAN TELL HIM YOU LOVE HIM, BUT ONE OF THE TWO IS BOUND TO HAPPEN
You're just gonna have to make the sacrifice man.
I'm trying to hide in the table.
You know when you get a stripper pays your bail. You got good wood.
Going to dump some dried Xanax powder into some Mac and cheese. Can't think of a better way to avoid tasting it.
I'm fucking blazing boy. 5hr weed sauce kicked in and my entire face feels like an 8ball of gold bond flying down a mountain of Fresh powder. Just gliding.
YOU LICKED MY MAKEUP OFF.
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
i now regret my decision on turning down your offer of sex in the backseat
kind of bad when u call a cop an asshole for driving you home from the bar
Next time I say "i forgot to eat dinner, oh well" before drinking STRAP ME TO A CHAIR AND FORCE FEED ME BEFORE ALLOWING ME TO CONSUME BOOZE
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