I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
I hope i woe up in your car, or else i stole someone elses and slept in the back seat
Is it weird I want to fuck the cartoon chick from e-surance??
Hey. I found $5 in quarters from one of those state quarter collection books. I'm using it for food tomorrow.
i have my own cum on my nose right now. don't talk to me about "embarrassed".
It's an "im going to have to shit with the lights off" type of morning
They were picking gravel out of my face for an hour. I think I took more out of the road than the road did of me.
Barfights against pavement aren't genrally won by people. Props.
That's why you bone lesbian cage fighters and 45 year olds. To make life less boring.
Fucking holidays. How do I have this many men who want to fuck me and none of them are available when I'm ready to blow my top?
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
Apparently I took a selfie with fried chicken at 2 am....I'm still trying to figure out where I got the chicken. I thought I was making mac & cheese.
There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
I don't care how hot she was. She didn't like Scooby Doo and I don't fuck with that.
You chugged Absolut from a beer bong. Why WOULDN'T you be a champion?
I was a psycho gf all the time...I'm sorry
I was drunk 90% of the time...tit for tat
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