Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
I just puked in the mop bucket at work. I think I need to go home.
I come back into the room and you're grinding with the person in the mascot suit.
All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
Need help. Super baked. Stuck on couch. Dying of thirst. Bring paint thinner or something to pry me off. Only thumbs and neck work.
I was just handed jelly beans by a guy in a penguin costume. Standby for confirmation on if they are actually drugs.
She's going to get me a sippy cup for christmas. If I can't open it, I can't have any more to drink. Seem reasonable?
I think I just asked the Greek gyro guy on a yoga date.
I told him if he went to see magic mike with me I'd cover his eyes during the penis parts
we were hooking up and then he goes "you can touch my penis" and i laughed too hard to do anything. no second date.
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
Smoking weed with a blind guy, don't worry he's chill.
I felt the need to set off fireworks in the living room while they were having sex upstairs. Yes, they quieted down.
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