I think I just got seasick
you're not on a boat
he has a waterbed.
i cant believe u jumped in someones trunk just to get out of talking to me
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
boyfriend # 1 is in the bathroom and boyfriend # 2 is ringing the doorbell need back up this is not a drill i repeat this is not a drill
You know you're deprived when the only thing you taste while chewing gum is the 2 grams of sugar alcohol.
I really need to find better places to throw up. I would like to be able to use the bathroom sink the next morning for brushing my teeth
I have minimal recognition and a lot of burns on my tongue and my vagina hurts.
so the good news is that i can't possibly burn my eyelashes off tonight at the bbq.
sometimes u just have to say fuck it and help a straight sixteen year old break into her uncles gay bar.
(This is the second time ive been high enough to decide to run for office)
"what's it like being a dancer turned stoner" well, i can change the netflix using my feet mid bongrip, so there's that.
Look I'm really hungover so let's try this again. In 5 mins you're gonna call me and tell me that you're on your way with xannies, iced coffee and a back rub
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
I'm still very high. To be blunt. No pun intended.
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