And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
All I wanted was a hug. You dirty, dirty whore.
I took shrooms last night.. For a good half hour I genuinely believed I was black and being held captive by a leaf. Never again.
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
Some guy I'd never met and didn't invite threw the punch bowl at the wall and set the plastic skeleton on fire. I don't think we'll be getting the full deposit back
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
The box said 94% effective prevention of pregnancy if used correctly but God knows I’m not gonna use it right so let’s adjust that to like a 70%
Well I'm trying out this whole "not sleep with a stranger thing"
That's silly... just silly. And by silly I mean unrealistic.
Hows your mom
Shes good, she claims she wasnt drunk
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
He told me that I should keep my socks on next time because he read somewhere that it'll help me orgasm...
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