Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
it took everything i had not to yell out "your name means death in german!"
New requirements. My future husband must have a nose ring and wear headbands.
We are no longer friends.
we couldnt find her phone in the morning so i called it and found it under the bed. my name came up as 'regret'
Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
I feel like if he almost got me pregnant once, i can at least say hi in a bar
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
Plus, I have my cousin, the dominatrix, to help me out if things get out of hand
I need two food groups: booze and turkey sandwiches
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
I AM SMARTER THAN EVERY FUCKBOY WHO HAS EVER SWIPED LEFT ON ME
I got copblocked.
What?
Cockblocked. By a cop. Copblocked.
Listen, yo... we need to have a serious conversation about this Dollar Store toilet paper. Because if I’m going to finger someone’s ass, it’s not going to be my own.
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