# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
I think I just was a dick to Paul Rudd.
Who wears a wallet chain?!
I just saw how many times I called you last night. You're welcome.
Preparing for wine wednesday. How would you feel about improvising and starting a white russian wednesday tomorrow instead? you know, shake things up a bit.
I woke up with his wallet, but not him. Gold-digging at it's finest.
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
Roommate just came in drunk and tweaked out because my tv has a DVD player built in. Waaaaaayyyy too sober for that conversation.
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
I hear fucking Christmas music. I'm going to find fucking Santa and tell him to suck a dick and shut up for the next month
I broke my foot jumping out of YOUR window under YOUR watch. You failed me drunk guardian. You failed.
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
Why can't you just come over, fuck me, then leave so i can get stoned and watch law and order?
He said "send me a motivational picture" so I sent one with mayo on my face that said "clearly I'm no stranger to white stuff on my face"...I'm the fuckingng worst
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
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