You can't motorboat a personality
As my groomsman, I expect you to learn the Thriller dance with me before next September.
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
Well hello freshman 15, didn't see you there until I tried on last years summer clothes.
he prob just wants to be friends and here i am photoshopping our kids
Apparently i just threw up in the bathroom, i told them i just blew my nose. i don't think they believe me...
When else am I ever going to have a chance to do lines with T-Pain?
I mean Grimace is basically just a big piece of purple shit and he is loved way more than the hamburglar just to put it into perspective
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
I don't want to be with anyone who doesn't accept me for who I am. eating cheeseburgers in bed is my favorite activity.
He told me to come in and have some water before I drove home, my vagina didn't stand a chance escaping. We didn't even make it to the kitchen.
She said she's different now I guess anytime you get a bible tatt it automatically cancels out all the whoring you did for 10 years
I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
Omg. We have to workout today. I just looked at myself in the mirror and thanked a god I don't believe in for drunken boys and dark rooms.
Question: how does one descretely ask the ice cream truck driver thats out at 10:00pm if he sells weed?
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