Broke my phone, have no voice AND I was blackout by 3 p.m...I'm betting I had a great time.
thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
So I got my period. Finally. In related news, I reinstated my belief in God.
Its about making memories worth repressing
do you think he would believe thats it not really my period, and that i ate a lot of licorice?
I didn't cheat on him. Cheating means finding out. I made sure he was at work first. After the guy left I got shitfaced just so nothing seemed out of the ordinary when he came home.
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
We almost died tonight..we almost die every night. but tonight was the closest by far
With a breakfast like weed and a fun size twix before a dentist appointment you can see exactly how I handle being an adult
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
Please don't call my dad a fuckpuppet, I feel like that would be awkward to explain later.
Not now. Out of camp chairs. Carving a new one with a chainsaw. Mushrooms are starting to kick and I gotta get this done NOW.
I turned on Elf, made myself a mojito, and am eating one of a sleeve of Ritz. You tell me if I wanna go out tonight.
also, i'm not sure if i'm proud to say this but our regional manager's hot fiance was grinding on me at the reception while he stood and watched.
i suppose that explains why he told me he plans on promoting you this Friday.
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
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