I just saw a homeless man dressed as a pirate. I love san francisco.
time to smoke my breakfast
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
My vagina just recognized that song.
you kept telling her you'd make a great step-dad while cuddling her and rubbing her back...
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
The party went downhill once the fire department had to be called to put out the kitchen fire.
I am broke enough to accept it. If I get poisoned, you can have my shoes
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
Just to update you. I am dead. So your probably gonna have to find a new roommate
What part of drinking with my mom makes you think i'd get naked
All of it
He was so drunk and proud of his 6-month-gym-results he actually made me touch his whole naked body.
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
I am real keen for none of this to be taken out of context so let’s just shut it down right now
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