But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Words of wisdom-never eat a peanut-butter covered banana on a construction site ever again
Dude you can sell sperm for 100 to 250 bucks a time. And the best part is there will be kids all over the world that will have me as a daddy. It's like I'm jerking off my way into ruling the world
oh my god. i just found my camera... on top of the bush outside of my house. never let me drink everclear again
Whiskey shot with bacon bits, our version of Goldschlager WE ARE TRYIN IT.
Oh my gosh they are following me around the bar
Blow your rape whistle
There's a stoned dwarf chilling in the basement here. Maybe there are redeemable qualities about this place.
do you know how much drugs we can buy now that you got that raise at work
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
the only good thing about going home with him was that he was prettier than me.
I got really upset about missing him last night when I was demonstrating penis sizes of the people I've slept with using a tape measurer to my roommates
I was chasing pulls of fireball with bites of a bagel and yelling at people to take tequila shots with me. I shouldn't be allowed to go out alone.
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
Dude, you need to come and get her. She's sitting on the bathroom floor making hearts with her menstrual blood. And remind me never to let her do jello shots again
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