OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
in case you havent found it already in honor of Toy story 3 we wrote ANDY on the bottom of your foot while you were passed out on the couch.
I spit up blood this morning
That's vegas.
his mom gave me my lost underwear folded up along with the rest of my christmas present. tell me this cannot be happening.
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
Call me when you get off. I have stories about black lesbians in jail begging to braid my hair...
you got coffee,laid,and a sandwich. that never happens when I work
I just got nudes while talking in the third person. Not sure if I Should be proud or ashamed.
I mean, except for the part where I was vomiting up pineapple and hot sauce, it was a really fun time.
We need to leave a grand offering for the god of free booze and salvia.
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
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