remember facepaint boy? turns out it stains. aaaand i have it all over my face and neck.
Porn is love you can see.
Just to give you a heads up, I am going home with your ex-boyfriend.... You can't be mad because he was my ex-boyfriend first
I'm gonna have to flying elbow somebody tonight in memory of Macho Man
There's always the 'not have sex with the drunk girl I just met at some party' option.
That was the plan but Tequila showed up at the party too.
I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
I used his computer to order the pizza and the only thing he had in his search bar was 'text NASA'
U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
Nothing too major over here lately. Just had a date with an ex-internet porn star turned lawyer. He said: "at my 3rd burning man I taught a workshop on BDSM" and I knew it was going to be a fun night.
My body hates me. Pretty sure I drank 3 pitches full of coffee last night and took two adderal. I slept and ran a marathon at the same time. You should see my bed.
He took some pill and now he's on all fours demanding we give him chips from the dog bowl. Come get him.
its not even a love triangle. its a love square and it has come back to haunt me
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
Did you really think putting a napkin over your head would make you giving him a bj less obvious?
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