I think scott just propositioned me for sex
he told me i looked like an animal then proceeded to kiss me
I was worried if he didn't show me his penis, he would kill himself
yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
sometimes i think i'm bisexual but then i realize the only girl i'm attracted to is myself.
If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
He showed up in booty shorts and no shirt and said dont laugh dont ask questions and give me a fucking final and no one in class said anything we just sat there speehless
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
Dad says your scarf isnt fooling anyone and u look like a douchebag, its literally the perfect time to tell him your gay
You started crawling towards a moving train. Maybe you should take it easy next time
Used my brand new sperrys as a trash can to throw up in and woke up with someone's random key in my hair...new year new me:)
I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife
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