Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
I don't know what he did to me, but he did it wrong. I think my pelvis is broken. I cant even drive without it hurting. What. The. Fuck.
I can't in good conscience help you bag a Catholic girl who isn't at least a 7.
Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.
Mom, I'm really sorry you saw my naked ex-boyfriend in the living room this morning. I can explain....but I'd rather just stick with this apology and be done with it
I shaved my pussy for you. If you complain about a single hair that I missed again, you will be greeted by a bush the next time you go down on me and i will MAKE YOU KEEP GOING
He tried to tell me that that stripper was his aunt..
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
You should come over tomorrow. Wine, pizza and my vagina. Those are all great things.
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
They gave my sperm a pep talk after they found out we were trying.to have.a baby.
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