If you're gonna cry pregnant again I'm not coming over.
You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
PRINCE HARRY WAS AT WAL MART SO NEXT TIME YOU BITCH ABOUT GOING TO WAL MART REMEMBER THAT EVEN PRINCE HARRY GOES TO WAL MART.
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
The sad part is that if I don't get a random pic of your balls or ass or both every month, I start to worry that we're not friends anymore
New Mean Girls drinking game: Everytime someone says Africa or Math, chug.
So did I or did I not flash an entire concert last night?
This is not the first time I've recognized my body is subconsciously trying to make pizza.
I can't. I'm going camping this weekend. I do have a life outside of your dick.
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
You can have my vag. Its useless without you.
He took a shit in my shoe. A part of me is livid and a part of me is impressed because that’s some real evil genius.
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