can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
we're out of white wine, toilet paper and windex... too hard to explain via text
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
He wants to be 'in an open relationship'. Fuck that. That's the online equivalent of letting him pee in a circle around me.
I just had teddy grams, ritz crackers, and twizzlers for dinner. Hello, end of the semester.
Puked in the hotel lobby and just kept walking. I love mardi GRAS.
So I come home yesterday and my brother is like "watch this" and it turns out he's been retraining my dog to come running when u say "anal"
Taking my underwear off at work was one of my better decisions this weekend
I was told to keep my leg elevated. I assume it means to keep my legs on the air, it's like I was prescribed to be slutty
The picture on Facebook I was just tagged in, with the mask, that is the definition of Carmen, my drunk alter ego
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
the cop said "drunk and disorderly" like it was a bad thing
You know you have a good math teacher when we're talkIng about mixture problems and no one gets it until he explains it by talking about mixing alcohol
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
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