He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
You probably shouldn't be hiding under someones bed listening to them get head
New. Vanessa hudgens nude pics
That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
i did the 'picked up item' thing from zelda when i jizzed on her face
so you're single again?
yea but it was worth it
neither the pictures you took nor my hangover explain why there are skittles in my shoe
Would it help you get over me if I told you that I had unprotected sex last night?
I have to shower first, I forgot I peed on my feet last night...
You put on a bike helmet, yelled "doesn't matter fuck it" then punched a stick the fire
I was telling my friend about your penis and the only word I could think of was voluptuous. You have a voluptuous dick.
Fireball goes down like mother's milk. Btw your housemate is naked
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
I'm at her wedding and she managed to get every single one night stand I ever had in her wedding party. Why does she hate me?
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
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