i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
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alcohol + bed + penis = sex
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
I just saw a hobo ride by on a unicycle. Good day.
First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
Don't bother coming over to clean the mess. I already paid two kids 5 bucks for it, just didn't tell them you peed all over the place. You do owe me 5 bucks though
Just drove past the dude that came in your sock
I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
Do what? I was just saying that at some point there's a chance I'll have a boner. Think of it like a guessing game. "Does he have one now?"
I was wasted and the time changed. I blame the male strippers.
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
And I threw up 26 times yesterday. I actually think I threw up a spider too.
I'm sorry I was just sleeping on the kitchen floor I'm too dead to think
you tried to drunkinly do the backflip kick off of karate kid and broke the big screen
My friends say stay away from him but it’s still 2017 so I’m allowed to make shit decisions until midnight hahah
Well now I’m in the bathroom puking up absinthe so guess I beat myself up over it one way or the other
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