So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
Thanks for the birthday present, i had so much fun playing with it
Are you talking about my vagina?
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".
I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
You know what's worse than asking for the morning after pill? Asking for the morning after pill in a sketchy hospital in a foreign country where no one speaks English.
I was the girl at the bar last night passing out free condoms and making sure everyone knew how to use them to keep the population down
Just described you as looking like "a very cute escapee from an Egyptian insane asylum"
Yeeeaahhh, I'm in no rush to dismiss a level 6 booty-call that pays my bar tabs and understands my Harry Potter obsession.
Here's to not getting arrested this year on thanksgiving again. Cheers bitches!
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
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