Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
nothing like a cross blunt to celebrate the birth of our savior
For thanksgving we are only drinking wild turkey for the next 24hrs time to strap your balls back on and maybe a helmet
Ps we bought 8 pellet guns just now
And then I cried about the Cubs for a half hour. If my dignity hadn't already been lost by that point in the night, it sure as hell was then.
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
Where was Alyssa when you were sniffing the bouncer?
Passed out on some guy who looked like someone from Duck Dynasty.
my throat is bruised, my back is scarred, my vagina feels like it's going to fall off.. you're like godzilla. you destroy everything.
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
I got blackout last night and applied to be a banker
It was somewhere in between an airport security patdown and a medical examination. No groping or squeezing, just brief pokes and pats.
"Why is there a bottle of Tequila taped to the fan?"
Just left the ER. Only good thing... my hot ass nurse Carlos stripped me.
God works in mysterious ways.
Perfect attendance and not being drunk since Sunday. This is a new leaf if I've ever seen one
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