I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
you know you've been playing too much mario kart when you see a curve in the road ahead and see yourself drifting around it
I think my penis got bigger when i lost weight
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
im the poster child for why you shouldnt play beer pong with wine.
you wore rainboots all night because you said the forecast called for wine spillage
I didn't even have time to sit down and the nurse was like: ''You've been having unprotected sex.'' HOW DOES SHE KNOW?!?
It's like you're a magic genie of bad timing
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
if you didn' use the plastic sword on the cop. maybe this wouldn't have happened.
I'm like a number 27.2 on a scale of 1-10 of how badly I want you right now.
Your lack of a response brings it down to a 25.4.
I'm high and having a granola buffet this has got to be the healthiest I have ever been
The guy whose house were at is drunkenly reading green eggs and ham to us in German
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
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