Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
pretty sure I just motor boated my professor at the drag show
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
You disappeared for 10 minutes. Then came back with nothing but your boxers and a life jacket on to tell us we were all screwed when the flood came and you would be the only survivor.
So do you want to hear how I got the hickey first, or how I got the black eye?
I just got a lap dance from a sexy cop in return for giving him his sunglasses back. I think this is going to be the beginning of a really great friendship
She's passed out laying in the middle of the street. Cars are honking at her and going around her body. We need to stop playing BONECRUSHER.
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
I'll truly miss your penis but your use of words and phrases such as bae, yolo, swag, and totes have ruined how attractive you once were.
She says the reason I don't talk to her is because I'm "emotionally lazy" what ever that means
Nothing says hey I wanna be your friend again like ambushing me with a dick pic
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
How do I let my trainer know I'm only at the gym so I can get in more intense sex positions?
So my furniture is upside-down, two lamps are glued to the ceiling, and there is a kitten sleeping on Kyle's face. Please tell me what happened last night....
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