I might come over and watch a movie but I can't spend the night. my parents would wonder where i was
you're 26.
did you know they have Ed Hardy school supplies at Target? it's like folders and notebooks for little douchebags in training.
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
You were pretty fucked up... decided playing hopscotch down the stairs was an excellent idea.. it was extremely entertaining
I was so hungover that I had to stop in the middle of the game and throw up. The fans cheered.
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
I have so much shit FLYING through my head. They're all in magic carpets and everything
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
drinking from the bathtub cause I'm too lazy to walk downstairs and too thirsty to care
Every single person in NY is either baking, drinking, or photographing their cat. Reporting live from Instagram.
This is how baked we were last night. Our drinking game: We stare at each other; first one to laugh drinks.
It's like "hey I give your roommate blowjobs twice a week, want to connect on LinkedIn?"
I am become drunk, destroyer of all worlds
I forget how to act sober
So I have a horrible yeast infection right now and I learned that Scott is cheating on me and now he has a yeast infection in his mouth and in his stomach a pretty aggressive one too. I believe the doctors call it thrush. Text me in the morning tell me what you think.
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