I heard it from a little bird bananas is gonna be there
Is this bird reliable bc I don't wanna be wasted running around the bar asking where bananas is
Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
then she said "on the count of three I think we should apologize to eachother"
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
we walked around the neighborhood with caution tape tied around our foreheads, making indian noises. I might have disturbed a crime scene to make a native american headdress.
YOU LET ME GO HOME WITH CREEPY RON JEREMY?!?
...and?
I hate when you're right.
I have a present for you
Like a legit gift, not just me showing up and getting naked
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
I got with a bridesmaid and a server as well as put an $80 tab in rum and coke under the name Emerson Iglesias. Are you sure it wasn't my wedding?
man sorry about that. It's like god was willing me to be an asshole. I haven't filled my quota for the day
I don't want his dick, I want his flame thrower!!
I need to stop acting like a porn star that isn't getting paid
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
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