I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
Somewhere out there, someone is getting laid. And then theres me, watching Star Trek porn while my roommate plays World of Warcraft next door
well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
He was singing Will Smith Just the Two of Us to his burrito. That high.
I couldn't tell if those girls from the bar were lesbians or just awesome
Places you have drunkenly threatened to piss: my bed, my bros bed, my moms bed, my bros wedding
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
This girl brought half a watermelon to class. I want to be on her level.
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
Her desktop wallpaper is a collage of penises she fucked.
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
I think it might be the guy sitting next to me. I've concluded he HAS to be smuggling insane amounts of onions in his wardrobe to smell like that
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