there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.
my brother walked in while we were fucking, silently took my bong from my closet, saluted us and walked out.
You just kept insisting that you and the homeless man went way back, and that you bonded over how cold you both were.
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
Malibu has added tequila to its rum. It's like when two beautiful gaybies come together an spawn a unicorn that only cries jellybean tears.
Dude if I call tonight please answer and just say "NO, dont do it."
BAT SHIT CRAZY
It's you're fault, even though I never called
An old man just slapped my ass and handed me five dollars while I was filling chips at subway. I feel violated, but that was the easiest five dollars I've ever made.
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
I need water and some morals
They weren't kidding when they said "Go Army Strong." Best sex I ever had.
Going through his web history. 10 hours ago he searched "how to put on condom with your teeth" I think I'm getting it tonight.
my face feels like mints and my body feels like tingles
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
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