i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
If everyone lived like me, we would need 5.9 earths. Fuck yes america.
Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
He passed out on the patio with nothing on but his boxers. So we put our beer caps on him. Yeah he woke up with a polka dot sunburn.
That sucks. I just talked to a telemarketer for 15 minutes about CSI: Miami and weed.
Not sure if he was actually hot or hot in a "he brought a live chicken to the party" kinda way but I got his # regardless
Note to self: last nights makeup does NOT, under ANY circumstances, look good today.
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
He thought you were kidding about me peeing on my ex...and then I was like "that was one time"
So after my hot dog popped out of the bun and fell to the ground I tried to pick it back up and eat it. He had to kick it away from me to stop me from trying to pick it back up and eat it. I like him.
Drunk is not a location!
Just because you can't have him, doesn't mean you can have his brother.
What about the best friend?
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
Randomize
