508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
Im doing kagels to the beat of Christmas music... "Jingle Bells" is hard. Try it.
Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
He tried eating fireworks, to stop him being hungover in the morning. Where do you keep finding these people?!
Ok so in the last 18 months I have now driven four different dudes into counseling. I'm like heroin with a vagina.
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
I faked an orgasm during phone sex last night. This relationship is starting to become real.
I remember us getting kicked out of the bar, but neither of us know why. We woke up next to chicken bones on a plate with spoons, and my car has mud all over it including places where feet shouldn't be, like the speakers on the car door.
Sent him a snap chat of him eating me out so he can relive the moment.
I'm disgusted with myself. I feel like I need 10 boxes of Summer's Eve and a baptism.
Had weird bad dreams about you last night. Please tell me you didn't google my real surname and that you don't go to a needle exchange.
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
He put your tit in his mouth. Professionalism is out the window after that.
okay valid
At one point did I say I have a doctorate in fuck u?
yes we're having sex but I'm texting you...so what does that tell you?
Randomize