THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
Don't leave without me in the morning. I keep scaring everyone cause I'm sleeping in the bathtub.
you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation.
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
She just gave me a free latte.
Correction. She just have you a frothy, creamy path to that vagina.
His IQ is so high, I swear I started ovulating when he told me the number.
I FOUND AN AUSTRALIAN THEY CALL VOMMING 'RAINBOW SNEEZING' I'M NEVER LETTING HIM LEAVE EVER
I can't believe I left out the part about him peeing on the side of Route 2 at 3 a.m. while wearing a dress.
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
This country song on the radio just had a rap break. What. No. Why.
I work 80 hours a week to prevent myself from just laying in bed and masturbating all day. It's a hands off strategy.
Let's go buy marshmallows and play chubby bunny until we feel alive again
Just slather his penis with BBQ sauce
A sultry night of tacos and sex sounds nice. Should I bring home milk?
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