Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
what do you think about when you wanna get rid of a boner?
dying kittens.
all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
I have a spoon shaped bruise on my ass...
There's a pair of socks on the bar. No-one's questioned this.
He was very impressed that you could put your hair in a ponytail by yourself while throwing up.
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
Hey! Where are you? It's Irrisponsible Patio time and you're not here firing shots down summer student's throats
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
I don't think you understand...I'm really good at getting drunk
I don't have the resources to adequately explain this. I need like a Powerpoint presentation and also Vodka.
I’m sorry I got high and yelled about the patriarchy.
Just a heads up that Dad just brought home a new Porsche and the sales girl he bought it from.
Umm okay. What are they doing?
They’re in the hot tub
Can I get divorced when I grow up?
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